Laughter is one of the simple joys that not even the grimmest grump can resist. Even if you’re stressed out, tired, or just having an awful day, a little levity can refresh your mind and get you right on track. It works for the entire human race, and that’s why this universal cure can do wonders for guys who are looking to get a girl to notice them.
Making a girl laugh endears you to her. It softens your rough edges, so you appear to be relatable and someone whom she can spend time with. Cracking an ice breaker can also make it easier for her to let her guard down and open up to you. You will find that it is also easier to profess your interest in her too. And besides, once you find what cracks her up, it’ll be difficult for her to find what not to like about you.
Cheesy pick up lines to make a girl laugh
So okay, now you know you need to make her laugh. But how? What if you’re shy, or you can’t find the words to start with? Well, don’t sweat it. Here are the 70 hilariously corny pick up lines that will surely have a girl laughing—and loving you. [Read: How to make a girl smile, laugh and like you instantly]
#1 *Sneak in beside her* Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
#2 Do I know you? ‘Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
#3 When God made you, he was showing off.
#4 *Ask a person for the time* 9:15? So today is November 15, 2015, at 9:15 PM. Thanks! I just want to remember the exact moment I met the woman of my dreams.
#5 How on earth do you do that?!? *Girl, confused: “What?”* Look so exquisitely beautiful!
#6 If you were Christmas, then I would be the Grinch who stole you.
#7 Are you going to kiss me…or do I have to lie to my diary?
#8 There’s something wrong with my phone, can you fix it? *Girl: “Why? What’s wrong?”* Your number’s not in it.
#9 Hold it, I think you have something in your eye. Oh, that’s just a twinkle…
#10 Aside from being sexy, what else do you do?
[Read: 11 simple ways to make a woman feel sexy and desirable]
#11 Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
#12 Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears.
#13 I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
#14 Do you know what I am made of? Boyfriend material?
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#15 They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
#16 For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on!
#17 My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
#18 Sorry, but you owe me a drink. *Girl: “Why?”* Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
#19 Hi, I think I’m lost. Can I ask for directions? *Girl: “To where?”* To your heart.
#20 Excuse me, are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
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#21 Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
#22 I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
#23 Oh no, I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
#24 You’re the only girl I love now…but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you “Mommy.”
#25 Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?
#26 Hey girl, don’t frown. You’ll never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
#27 Can I follow you home? ‘Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
#28 For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
#29 Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long because I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
#30 Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
[Read: 40 unbelievably cute things you can say to your crush]
#31 If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I’d have a whole galaxy in my hand.
#32 Wow, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
#33 I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
#34 If happiness started with an H, then why does mine start with U?
#35 You know what? If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
#36 Do you work at Starbucks? Because I really like you a latte.
#37 Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
#38 Is your dad a drug dealer? ‘Cause you’re so dope you make me high!
#39 Smoking is hazardous to your health…and damn girl, you’re killing me!
#40 There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how amazing you look.
[Read: 50 flirty text messages that are sure to make any girl smile]
#41 Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, and a sentence without spaces.
#42 Most people like to watch the Olympics because it only happens once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you because the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
#43 If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
#44 If this bar were a meat market, you are the prime rib.
#45 You know what I do for a living? I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
#46 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
#47 I like Legos. So if you like Legos too, Lego build a relationship.
#48 Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
#49 There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
#50 Even if a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they would never create a work of art as beautiful as you.
[Read: The clueless guy and girl’s guide to using pick up lines the right way]
#51 Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
#52 I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
#53 If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent because you never leave my mind.
#54 You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
#55 Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
#56 You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
#57 There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
#58 Honey, you are so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.
#59 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
#60 So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU—the woman of my dreams!
[Read: How to start a conversation with your crush and win them over]
#61 If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
#62 Somebody better call God, ‘cause heaven’s missing an angel!
#63 I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
#64 People call me <your name>, but you can call me tonight.
#65 Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
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#66 I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
#67 So…what time do you have to be back in heaven?
#68 Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
#69 You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
#70 My doctor told me I can never have arrhythmia, but the way you make my heart skip is definitely proving him wrong!