Aries
( March 21st to April 19th).
Binge-eating until you explode.
Taurus
( April 20th to May 21st).
The bottomless pit of self-pity.
Gemini
( May 22nd to June 21st).
A string of poor choices.
Cancer
( June 22nd to July 22nd).
Endlessly house on the past.
Leo
( July 23rd to August 22nd).
Not making a solitary strategy.
Virgo
( August 23rd to September 22nd).
An orgy of self-sabotage.
Libra
( September 23rd to October 22nd).
Stubbornly avoiding the main problem.
Scorpio
( October 23rd to November 22nd).
Stabbing yourself in the back.
Sagittarius
( November 23rd to December 21st).
Burning every bridge ever before built.
Capricorn.
( December 22nd to January 20th).
Waiting until it’s far too late.
Aquarius.
( January 21st to February 18th).
Keeping every grudge ever before.
Pisces.
( February 19th to March 20th).
Forgetting to thank your friends.
